Simpsonland U.S.A.

Finally, a dream came true. With a quick bowl of Lucky Charms in my belly and the Simpson’s theme song dancing in my head, my friend Chris and I embarked to the land of wonderment.

I visited Springfield.








Well, not REALLY Springfield, but Universal Studios to go on the new Simpson’s ride.



Anyone who knows me well or has seen me naked (wait, that’s another story) knows there are five “non-sex-related” staples in keeping me happy. In no particular order:

Star Wars
Billy Joel
Baseball
Roller Derby and…

THE SIMPSON’S!

In my darkest days, “The Simpson’s” was a half hour of pure comedic genius. "The Simpson’s" never fail. Hey, it’s been on for TWENTY YEARS so they have to be doing SOMETHING right!

Let’s just cut to the good stuff. When you first enter the ride, it’s really the ill filled theme park called “Krustyland,” complete with a giant head of Krusty the Clown that you MUST go through to get inside. Ah, the love a clown.



So the story for ride is as follows: Sideshow Bob still wants to kill The Simpson’s and comedy ensues, that’s all you really need to know. All I can say is that I found a nice little hideaway spot under level two right behind Simpson cart #4. With a hyper allergic pillow, a small reading lamp, and some breath mints, this will now be my new home. Address will follow in the weeks to come.

Viva la Simpson’s ride!