Hello fellow campers,
I'll be there Sat. but under one condition...
I must destroy the sun. It is my destiny. My gift to your so-called "human" race.
After I create forever darkness, I'll blame the group, take your identification to proper authorities so you can all serve time in my honor by learning the trade of the strange and violent convict. Once this skill has been mastered, you will finally be released from prison, where by then I will have created a race of super intelligent monkeys that each of you will receive not only to train from your prison skills, but to train as bank robbers. As we travel the countryside with our chimpanzee clan of merry men/apes, we will finally retire to a small village in Mexico, where we will then release our monkey friends and give them a small plot of land for food and mating rituals. Years after they have domesticated and multiplied, we will make them into an army of apes that will soon take over this planet. We will call this planet, "Apetopia."
There will be no tax in "Apetopia," but people will have to wear potato bags as pants to... of course... distinguish us from our ape companions or...
Maybe I'll just eat a couple of hot dogs and head home.
I guess we'll see Sat.!
Den
